Joke of week (2005-04-27 - 4:15 p.m.)

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse,
and spotted the most beautiful, perfect, "loaded" Lexus &walked
over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine
leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped
her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to
see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her
was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day,
Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are
gonna shit when you hear the price."

I HAD to share this, it was to funny not too....it made me laugh so hard I cried